Why the drainage system failed

"Mommy, Chinku did it."

"No, mommy, Tinku did it."

"No, mommy, it was Chinku."

"It was Tinku, mommy, Tinku."

"Chinku!"

"Tinku!"

Sigh. There go the BMC and the MMRDA, blaming each other for the failure of the drainage system in Mumbai. Meanwhile mommy's dying, you naughty, naughty boys.